So WHAT! Wednesday #13

So What Wednesday
On this cold and damp Wednesday I'm linking up with the lovely  Shannon and saying a big fat SO WHAT! if...
  • The antibiotics for my infected wisdom tooth haven't kicked in yet so I'm popping Ibuprofen like it's candy, crabby from my lack of sleep and feeling super sorry for myself. Seriously. What the hell is the point of wisdom teeth? Useless chunks of pain-in-the-ass creeping out of my gums. 
  • At least 4 times a month Carl and I talk about how much we'd love to move to southern CT in the future so that we're closer to NYC. 
  • I'm in my mid 20s and I've got the hots for George Clooney and Sean Connery. So what that they're old enough to by father and grandfather...
  • Yesterday I FINALLY, for the first time this year, got my PSL! My friends, it was absolutely heavenly - just as I knew it would be - and I'm proud to have popped my mother-in-laws Pumpkin Spice Latte cherry as she's officially had her first and in love too. Success.
  • I haven't run once this week (thanks to the above mentioned infected wisdom tooth) and I feel fat and lazy because of it.  
  • I see the little turds from One Direction or Justin Bieber and I want to punch them all square  in the nose. They're officially some of the most aggravating people around and I struggle to understand why there's millions of screaming teenage girls drooling over them. But then I step down off of my high horse and remember my very first Backstreet Boys concert or the time I stood in my bedroom rehearsing the dance moves to N'Syncs Bye Bye Bye.
  • I sometimes wish I could go back to High School for a day.
  • I'm craving Chef Boyardee pizza and those little candy corn pumpkins so bad that I may or may not have had dreams about them.
  • I find the fact that England has an array of meat & seafood flavored chips (roast chicken, steak, prawn cocktail) absolutely disgusting and I nearly puke every time someone cracks opens a bag near me. Gag a maggot. 
  • I give the stink eye to those ignorant people on public transport who blare their shitty music out of their shitty headphones. No, I don't want to hear every word to Dizzy Rascals Bonkers. It's awful and I hope you're someday deafened by your loud shitty music.
  • One of my all time favorite TV shows is America's Funniest Home Videos. I practically pee my pants every single time I watch it.
  • I'm one of those weird nosy people who looks inside other peoples windows as I drive by at night.
  • It's 9am and I'm still sitting in bed, typing this post, wearing my pajamas and giggling at Tom Hanks charming smart ass remarks on You've Got Mail.
  • When I was younger I was positive I'd paint the outside of my house purple when I 'grew up.' 
  • I'm in the mood to compose a blog post that said shit or shitty or ass a total of 5 times. Find the bar of soap, Mom! 
What are you saying SO WHAT! to this week? 
Lots of love, love, love,


  1. heck yes you should move closer to NYC that would be amazing!!!

    I'm so sorry about your wisdom teeth, that sucks. I hope your meds kick in soon.

    Have you seen the new chef boyardee ads where it says "chef don't judge" omg cracks me up!

    Leah {Lovely Life of Leah}

    1. Thanks for the lovely comment, as always, doll! I haven't been in the states for 2.5 years so if the Chef Boyardee commercial is really new I probably haven't seen it! I'm intrigued though and you can bet your ass I'll be YouTubing it later! Haha!

  2. You mean Sean Connery is old enough to be your fathah or grandfathah...

    Sorry to hear about your wisdom teeth though! I have a friend who just had to have a root canal to remover hers, stupid things. I have deliberately avoided going to the dentist for the past year or so just so they don't tell me I need them pulled.

    1. I mean George Clooney is 51 and old enough to be my Dad, and Sean Connery is in his 80s and old enough to be my Grandfather! Hahaha!

      Ugh, they're awful and SO pointless! Hopefully you'll dodge the bullet a bit longer. They told me there's still plenty of room in my mouth so I don't need to have them removed ASAP, but as soon as I get a job with dental at home I'm having those bad boys yanked!

  3. I hope you feel better!

    Your list is too cute!

  4. Well to put it out there...George Clooney is a hot piece of ass..haha. I am right there wtih ya girl..yum!

  5. This SWW is hilarious. I think my favorite bullet point is at the end when you say you feel like writing a post with shit, shitty or ass in it. A girl after my own potty-mouthed heart :-)


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