Always: It doesn't fit properly in the boobaloob area, or the length. You'd think I'd learn. These two things are a right pain in the bum with EVERY outfit! My chest is just too big and awkward (TMI? Sorry, I'm speaking the truth here) and my legs certainly aren't long enough. I'm borderline little person. No lie.
Sometimes: I jam out to cheesy pop songs on my iPod by Katy Perry, Lady Gaga or Rihanna.
Always: In my head I'm watching a concert where I'm on stage belting out these tunes to thousands of people. And in this ridiculous day dream I'm a babe, I dance like Britney Spears before she shaved her head and I'm pretty damn cool.
I can't believe I've just shared that with all of you...should I be seeing a psychiatrist?
Always: Carl picks on me, I get embarrassed and attempt to stop. Only to do it again 2 seconds later. It's my latest party trick. It REALLY needs to go.
Sometimes (as in twice a year): I decide to give McDonald's another go in hopes that the fries will taste as yummy as I remember them as a child.
Always: I feel greasy and disgusting as soon as I've gobbled a few bites and I'm instantly reminded that I'm just not a McDonald's fan. It's gross. I'm a Subway girl all the way.
Sometimes: Carl talks in his sleep.
Always: It doesn't make a damn bit of sense (last time it was about Abraham Lincoln and the time before that 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles). So, for my own entertainment I humor him by pretending I'm interested and sleepily mumble things like "oh yeah, babe?!" "Really?" Wow, when!?" Then 10 minutes later I get irritated that he's STILL chatting bubbles, thump him and beg him to shut up. In his sleepy state he always gets angry with me for waking HIM up...Men.
Sometimes: I squirt massive blobs of ketchup onto my finger and eat it.
Always: I get EVIL heartburn within 20 minutes and curse the day I was born.
Sometimes: I spend hours on Someecards and Damn You Autocorrect.
Always: I practically pee my pants laughing. Point in case: the above photo. Baaaahaha! PURE GENIUS! Whoever invented these sites deserves a gold medal.
Well, that's all for me this afternoon, lovelies! What are your Sometimes and Always? Link up with us here and share! :)
Enjoy the rest of your Tuesday, my beautiful blog friends!
Lots of love, love, love,