Sometimes and Always #12

Sometimes: I'm brave and purchase a dress online.
Always: It doesn't fit properly in the boobaloob area, or the length. You'd think I'd learn. These two things are a right pain in the bum with EVERY outfit! My chest is just too big and awkward (TMI? Sorry, I'm speaking the truth here) and my legs certainly aren't long enough. I'm borderline little person. No lie. 

Sometimes: I jam out to cheesy pop songs on my iPod by Katy Perry, Lady Gaga or Rihanna.
Always: In my head I'm watching a concert where I'm on stage belting out these tunes to thousands of people. And in this ridiculous day dream I'm a babe, I dance like Britney Spears before she shaved her head and I'm pretty damn cool. 
I can't believe I've just shared that with all of you...should I be seeing a psychiatrist? 

Sometimes: I find myself laughing like Jimmy Carr (aka a goose in heat).  
Always: Carl picks on me, I get embarrassed and attempt to stop. Only to do it again 2 seconds later. It's my latest party trick. It REALLY needs to go.

Sometimes (as in twice a year): I decide to give McDonald's another go in hopes that the fries will taste as yummy as I remember them as a child.
Always: I feel greasy and disgusting as soon as I've gobbled a few bites and I'm instantly reminded that I'm just not a McDonald's fan. It's gross. I'm a Subway girl all the way.

Sometimes: Carl talks in his sleep.
Always: It doesn't make a damn bit of sense (last time it was about Abraham Lincoln and the time before that 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles). So, for my own entertainment I humor him by pretending I'm interested and sleepily mumble things like "oh yeah, babe?!" "Really?" Wow, when!?"  Then 10 minutes later I get irritated that he's STILL chatting bubbles, thump him and beg him to shut up. In his sleepy state he always gets angry with me for waking HIM up...Men.

Sometimes: I squirt massive blobs of ketchup onto my finger and eat it. 
Always: I get EVIL heartburn within 20 minutes and curse the day I was born.
Sometimes: I spend hours on Someecards and Damn You Autocorrect.
Always: I practically pee my pants laughing. Point in case: the above photo. Baaaahaha! PURE GENIUS! Whoever invented these sites deserves a gold medal.

Well, that's all for me this afternoon, lovelies! What are your Sometimes and Always? Link up with us here and share!  :)
Enjoy the rest of your Tuesday, my beautiful blog friends!
Lots of love, love, love,


  1. Preach on! Boobs are such a pain, seriously! I hate that if they are big, you have a hard time looking skinny because your shirt has to just out so far to cover them! Grr.

    P-diddy talks in his sleep too! I have no idea what he is saying except when he says my name and wakes me up! AND if we weren't twinsies enough, I hate McD's for that very same reason. I think it might be good and then I am just annoyed I ate it and feel terrible!

  2. seriously, I wish I didn't have to deal with boobs when purchasing clothes! such a pain!

  3. i love wasting my time on someecards :)

    cute blog!

  4. Girl my problem is length too, but for the opposite reason. Everything is always too short and I look like I'm waiting for a flood. Where are all those happy medium girls that these clothes are built for? Ha!!

    And I'm dying laughing about Carl talking in his sleep because Eric does it too!!!! It's awful, but it also gives me a great laugh sometimes.

    Great post baby doll! Looking forward to the vlog tomorrow!!


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