I forget I have sensitive teeth.
Always: I guzzle down scorching hot tea or bite into a bitterly cold popsicle. I then spend the next 5 minutes clutching my mouth in absolute agony. The putz that I am never learns, and I do it again the very next day.
I convince myself I don't need any more teaching stickers.
Always: I find some hot deal, lie to myself (in the form of some ridiculous made up story about how the world might end tomorrow so I MUST create my stockpile today) and indulge in the childlike happiness of purchasing yet another sheet. I'm officially addicted to stickers. I need rehab.
Sometimes: I get all caught up in the big bad (egotistical) world of page views and number of 'followers.'
Always: Just as I begin to get discouraged and sad about my 'blog ratings' I'm reminded that it's quality not quantity. I love my followers, and although the number isn't anywhere near the hundreds, I know that my blog groupies are the very best in the whole wide world. You rock.
I wish I were taller (especially when I'm crawling on the kitchen counter to reach the freakin' cinnamon).
Always: Carl tells me how he thinks my 'littleness' is cute. Besides, I think I'd rather be too short than too tall. You're more compact that way. Ha.
Sometimes: I wish time would pass quicker. This usually happens at work, when I'm in traffic, or waiting for a Pap Smear (is that too much info? Dad, if you're reading...I'm sorry).
Always: I sit on NYE, in a champagne induced haze, screaming the big 10 second countdown, wonder where the HELL the last year has gone. Then I get sad and wish I could turn back the hands of time.
Sometimes: I love my body.
Always: I wish I had smaller boobs. These MOUNTAINS are killing my back. I'll be Quasimoto come time I'm 30. For cereal. I hate them.
I think I'd like to become a vegetarian.
Always: I smell bacon and (like a pork possessed pervert) eat half a pig.
Sometimes: I try to teach myself patience by forcing myself to walk behind some old fart who's strolling down the street at negative miles per hour.
Always: I last 7 seconds before I barrel ass past them. This chick doesn't stroll my friends...she power walks!
Sometimes: I wish it was impossible to have bad days (like today for example. Today was a real doozie. I cried in school and everything. BOO!).
Always: I realize that craptastic days like today happen for a reason. They're learning curves and make us appreciate the good ones that little bit more.
Thanks for reading, guys!
Lots of love, love, love,