5/08/2012

Sometimes and Always #4

Sometimes: I forget I have sensitive teeth.
Always: I guzzle down scorching hot tea or bite into a bitterly cold popsicle. I then spend the next 5 minutes clutching my mouth in absolute agony. The putz that I am never learns, and I do it again the very next day.
Sometimes: I convince myself I don't need any more teaching stickers. 
Always: I find some hot deal, lie to myself (in the form of some ridiculous made up story about how the world might end tomorrow so I MUST create my stockpile today) and indulge in the childlike happiness of purchasing yet another sheet. I'm officially addicted to stickers. I need rehab. 


Sometimes: I get all caught up in the big bad (egotistical) world of page views and number of 'followers.'
Always: Just as I begin to get discouraged and sad about my 'blog ratings' I'm reminded that it's quality not quantity. I love my followers, and although the number isn't anywhere near the hundreds, I know that my blog groupies are the very best in the whole wide world. You rock.
Sometimes: I wish I were taller (especially when I'm crawling on the kitchen counter to reach the freakin' cinnamon).
Always: Carl tells me how he thinks my 'littleness' is cute. Besides, I think I'd rather be too short than too tall. You're more compact that way. Ha. 


Sometimes: I wish time would pass quicker. This usually happens at work, when I'm in traffic, or waiting for a Pap Smear (is that too much info? Dad, if you're reading...I'm sorry).
Always: I sit on NYE, in a champagne induced haze, screaming the big 10 second countdown, wonder where the HELL the last year has gone. Then I get sad and wish I could turn back the hands of time. 


Sometimes: I love my body.
Always: I wish I had smaller boobs. These MOUNTAINS are killing my back. I'll be Quasimoto come time I'm 30. For cereal. I hate them. 
Sometimes: I think I'd like to become a vegetarian.
Always: I smell bacon and (like a pork possessed pervert) eat half a pig. 


Sometimes: I try to teach myself patience by forcing myself to walk behind some old fart who's strolling down the street at negative miles per hour.
Always: I last 7 seconds before I barrel ass past them. This chick doesn't stroll my friends...she power walks! 


Sometimes: I wish it was impossible to have bad days (like today for example. Today was a real doozie. I cried in school and everything. BOO!).
Always: I realize that craptastic days like today happen for a reason. They're learning curves and make us appreciate the good ones that little bit more.


Thanks for reading, guys!
Lots of love, love, love,



9 comments:

  1. ha...I totally feel you on the boobs issue, and just wait until you decide to start a family. Those precious girls that you just knew COULDN'T and WOULDN't get any bigger somehow turn against you & become extra large & in charge!

    ha!

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    1. Oh, Lauren...I DREAD to think of how they could get any bigger when/after I'm pregnant. Lord help me, I'll barely be able to walk! Ha! :( Sometimes I wish there was a 'get smaller' button to push and those bad boys would just melt away! haha

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  2. I love stickers, too. I hope tomorrow is a better day, Amanda!

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  3. Sometimes I have a bad day.
    Always I look forward to reading what you write!

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    1. You're too cute, Mommy. Love you the mostest xoxo

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  4. Oh honey...I have been without a phone ALL afternoon so I haven't been able to Whatsapp you or anything!!! It was another craptastic day around here too. Let's fry up a pan of bacon, pour a class of wine and sit and text each other all night tomorrow. Deal? And OMG...I almost choked on my Oreo when you said you "barrel assed" past someone. I heart you. And don't worry...those followers are coming honey! I have been blogging for almost 4 YEARS and I am still under 400 :-)

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    1. Heck yes to the bacon and extra blog of wine, Jen! You know how to make a day better (seriously though, Carl and I are having BLT's tomorrow night now because I've been writing/drooling about bacon since this post. Hahaha!)

      Can't wait for our Whastapp date ;) xoxo

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