Friday's Letters

Dear Friday,
It's about freakin time!

Dear Blog Readers,
You're awesome and I appreciate every single one of you. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Thanks for stopping by, I love you long time. xoxo

Dear  Vermont,
I miss you.

Dear Bank Holiday (3 Day) Weekend,
There are no words to fully express my deep gratitude and adoration aside from: I effin love you. It's because of you that I'm not going entirely insane. Muchos gracias, and please come back again soon. 
Dear Chandler Bing,
Marry me? You are the quintessential perfect man and if you weren't a fictional character (and I wasn't already married to my hunk-a hunk-a burnin' love) I'd probably stalk you...and I mean that in the totally creepy way it came out.

Dear Mama-in-law,
I'm sorry you've had such a rough week. I look forward to giving you a big cuddle tomorrow as soon as Carl and I arrive. And Saturday night we should totally bust out the tea, Walkers Shortbread and Bridget Jones' Diary.  You know it'll make you laugh and you'll get the opportunity to remind me I'm just like her again. Chin up, I promise we'll have fun :)
Dear Husband,
Thank you for walking to our favorite coffee shop today after work in order to get some of those white chocolate and raspberry mini-muffins I love so much (and can eat on my diet). You're a little gem and I fully intend to smooch you as soon as I get done this post. 

Dear Sister,
I am SO excited for our Skype date tonight. Just so you know, I'm counting on you to hand me the biggest chuckle of the week. I found some online mad-libs and I'm dying to create the  most immature and disgusting, boobie-ass-fart-poop-balls-pee filled one. I know you're just the person to help me make that happen. Let's do this thing. 
Dear England,
Sort your bipolar weather out. Pronto. I was getting sunburnt and sweating like a pig just yesterday as I played outdoors with my Kindergarteners. Today I had to wear a winter coat and it started to pee down on the way home. I'd appreciate a little consistency please. And that consistency is more than welcome to be in the form of sunshine and high 80s. That is all.

Dear Little Calum,
Thank you, so much, for hitting me in the forehead today with a Lego as you attempted to show me your 'flying alien helicopter car.' It tickled so much that I'd be honored if you'd do it again sometime soon. 

Dear student who produced the loudest  fart ever done by man kind during my lesson today,
Don't do that to me, or your fellow classmates, ever again. Not only was the smell capable of gagging a maggot...it nearly killed me not to laugh hysterically. You know I'm meant to lead by example...but how can I do that when the child inside me was dying to roll on the floor giggling?
Dear Del Monte 100% Juice Pineapple Popsicles,
Where have you been all my life? Your deliciousness sends me crazy and crosseyed. And you don't make my butt grow. In my eyes, you should be knighted by the Queen. Just sayin. 

Dear Self,
YOU GO GIRL! You kicked butt and lost another 2lbs last week. You're practically melting away now and that's awesomesauce at it's finest. Keep up the good work and we'll be a sexy babe by June! :) 


  1. This is an awesome list of letters, I love your sense of humour. I would have laughed sooo hard at that student's fart. 10 points for you for keeping it classy.

    1. Thanks hunny bunch! I think we're similar as you always get my weird ways. high five! :) And I seriously don't know how I didn't pee my pants. I physically hurt my face not to smile. Haha xoxo

  2. haha! how did you contain your laughter with the fart?!? I would have giggled like the entire classroom full of little school girls!

    1. Hahaha see, I knew I wasn't the only one who would have wanted to laugh? It was so hard! How I managed was truly a miracle! xoxo

  3. Way to go for being a stellar role model and not busting out laughing. I seriously would have lost it. And way to go for being awesome and writing such great letters!


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